我去相亲,女的竟当场晕倒!郁闷!
某日拧不过亲戚的一番好意,到一茶馆相亲。一见面,女的很傲<br>女:你有别克吗?<br>我:没有。<br>女:你有四房二厅吗?<br>我:没有。<br>女:什么都没有你还来相什么亲?说完抬腿便走。<br>等她走到门口,我纳闷的说:我真的不明白,为什么要我将宝马换成别克,要<br>我将别墅换成四房二厅呢?!<br>只听得门口“砰咚--”一声响……<a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://www.shujux.com/viewthread.php?tid=267]]]></a> <img src="http://bbs.hoo6.com/images/smilies/default/benko (25).gif"><a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://bbs.hoo6.com/viewthread.php?tid=885%26position=6236]]]></a> <img src="http://bbs.hoo6.com/images/smilies/default/benko (2).gif"> <img src="http://bbs.hoo6.com/images/smilies/default/benko (2).gif"> <img src="http://bbs.hoo6.com/images/smilies/default/benko (2).gif"><a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://bbs.hoo6.com/viewthread.php?tid=885%26position=6257]]]></a> 顶!!!!<a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://www.baibaohe.net/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=1426%26position=3418]]]></a> <img src="http://www.5cfq.cn/images/smilies/yct/em65.gif"><a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://www.5cfq.cn/viewthread.php?tid=11030%26position=67156]]]></a>呵呵
晕!:( :( :( <img src="http://www.5cfq.cn/images/smilies/yct/em64.gif"><a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://www.5cfq.cn/viewthread.php?tid=11030%26position=67249]]]></a> 哈哈,经典<a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://www.jxwed.net/dispbbs.asp?boardid=51%26id=5446%26replyid=21063%26skin=1]]]></a> <img src="http://www.bloomsky.com/bbs/images/smilies/default/20.gif"> <img src="http://www.bloomsky.com/bbs/images/smilies/default/20.gif"> <img src="http://www.bloomsky.com/bbs/images/smilies/default/20.gif"> hehe<a href=[[[SQ]]][[[http://www.bloomsky.com/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=89137%26position=299341]]]></a>页:
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